I’m sure most of you have heard the rhyme “Fatty fatty two by four, can’t fit through the bathroom door….” (If you haven’t, don’t look it up unless you can handle its obscenity!) Walking around New York this past week, I came up with my own rendition!
“Skinny skinny, one by eight, pushing peas across her plate, to make it look like she had ate, because she wants to watch her weight”
These girls need to eat!
!! Sometimes I feel like I’m the only model that LOVES food. I have a relationship with my food. Actually… I just eat my emotions, good or bad. Don’t judge me, you do it too girlfriend! Chocolate and bacon are my best friends! haha! Anyway there has always been this struggle for me to gain weight and lose weight in the industry. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told to lose 5 or tone up. When is it enough? I feel like its such a lose/lose situation. You’re never thin enough or never curvy enough. Some clients like you bigger, some like you smaller. Can someone please just tell me exactly where to be, so I can stay there?!! Currently I’m fighting for some fat. Yes, you heard right! Good ol’ flabby-cottage-cheesy-fat! (Okay, maybe not the cottage cheese part.) I definitely need to eat a burger! I’m going for a record, I’m living off bacon cheese burgers right now…AT LEAST one a day! You think I’m joking! This is getting me hungry!Speaking of hungry am I the only person constantly disappointed by the food selection on jobs? It’s hit or miss here too. I get the clients that either don’t feed you or only have fruit and some power bars.
Seriously? You think I’m going to make it all day on some grapes? I got news for you. This kind of eating is how divas are born. By diva I really mean b*tch! I can’t be the only person in the world with a temper when they are starved! Not all of my clients are this rude! I have some that know the way to my heart. Chocolate chip cookies, candy, basically an unlimited buffet. Talk about dangerous! I admit to over stuffing my face plenty of times. I have no full-filter… which explains the 10 pounds I gained last year thanks to these clients! Yep, it’s their fault! haha! I suppose that is why they aren’t all so generous! All I’m saying is “have some normal food!!” Is that too much to ask for? Like a pizza, sliders, or some chicken wings! This is normal for me! It explains a lot right?!Okay so maybe it’s apparent why I’m always in limbo with my weight. I have a love-hate relationship with food, thanks to my job! For all of you fabulous New York models, please feed yourselves. Heck I will treat you to a burger! There is no need to starve yourself and be a miserable b*tch. Be pretty on the inside too!
(I’m secretly trying to get you all fat! You caught me!) Ha!
Well I wish everyone happy eating this weekend, be it two cheese cubes or a jar of Nutella, get your grub on!
P.S. If youre feeling like something sweet, try making these, Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies. It’s the best piece of Heaven I’ve ever eaten. Compliments of Chrissy Teigen’s blog. I swear you will never make normal chocolate chip cookies ever again!!! http://sodelushious.com/2012/01/24/oreo-stuffed-chocolate-chip-cookies/
